DREAMS OF WIFE, HUSBAND

[WonShot]

A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband.
"I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place,"she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20."

"How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband.
"Those they gave away," she replied tongue in cheek.

"I had a dream too," started the husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off fannies. The pretty ones went for a 1000 and the little tight ones went for double that!"

"And how much for the ones like mine?" enquired the wife to her husband.
"That's where they held the auction," he replied.

[DJ Born U]

First off let me say 1Yaself people..

Next, I gotta send this out to all the Fellas... I got the ultimate gag for you. Next time if you want some azz from ya chick and she don't wanna give it up becuz she not in the mood.

You have (3) choices you can turn over go to sleep, handle ya handle or you can get even.

Now what I recommend is for you to GET EVEN. This is what you do!

1.) You plan the set up by going to the mall to do some shopping... Let her come with you.

2.) Next walk by all the stores she like, let her go in one and try own all the shht she want.

3.) Tell her how good she looks in everything and she can get whatever she wants.

4.) Now when she says shes done you look at her and say thats it thats all you want?

5.) By now she thinks you are a sweetheart for taking her on a shopping spree.

6.) Next you go to the register and place everything on the counter let them ring it up.

7.) Total $675.29

8.) You go in your wallet to get ya cash or credit whatever you use.

9.) And just as you hand over your money you say Nah! Im not in the mood right now and walk out the store.

10.) Leaving her behind pissed off like no this NIGGA didn't.

[WonShot]

hahahahahahaha..... oh shit son!!!!

[Jen]

YOU NEED YOUR ASS WHOOPED FOR THAT ONE LOL

[AL B]

HAHAH (LOL) yo that is a good one Born U. I'm goin to try that one day. Allll Man!!!!!

[sexycaramel]

Thats crazy!! thats a grimmie ass nigga! You'll never get a good women, more less............keep one lol

[AL B]

LOL) HAHAHAH Yo kid where do you get these stories? That is some funny shit.

[Stricbiz]

It started of good but ended week. I thought I was going to fall out laughin. Did you hear about your cousin D?

[WonShot]

Nah what happened?